In a land where pink trees nudge higher at a bright yellow sky everyday, it's only natural to assume that a lobster man lived there. He had to lobster feed, bright red hard skin and a clamp, his left hand though was completely normal. The man's growing rage was all thrown behind a pair of fierce purple eyes, so his rude heresies never gave away his psychotic personality, nor did his fearsome looks.
The man went to the local pool with no apparent purpose, too friendly, however, to be told off. This kept going for a year or two, until one particularly hellish day; he barged in carrying a large laser gun along with an army of 12 thousand spotted African elephants – all imported from Nepal. Nobody thought much of it, since this ghastly sight was far from odd, in fact it was more like a monthly festival, though meat balls are more commonly used than laser guns. The deformed fellow, however, did not seem to be in a festive mood, quite the opposite in fact, he intended on boiling all the people in the pool to avenge all the lobsters being cruelly boiled alive in gourmet restaurants everywhere. He succeeded.
Except when he shot his laser gun in the air, it hit the city's central water pipe thus flooding its electric station and causing fire to surround it from all sides, blocking any emergency vehicles that attempted to get through. With the intense heatwave, no water for sanitation and no electricity, diseases break out causing parasites to eat away people’s brains. Meanwhile, the fire keeps spreading furiously; burning down entire cities and basically turning the world into a giant inferno. This naturally produces enormous amounts of carbon monoxide and dioxide causing the depletion of the ozone layer and leaving the Earth prone to all the harmful cosmic rays. Combined with the heat from the fires and its emissions, the very fabric of time and space is torn so all the dead people from the past start flooding the Earth and complaining about how much better their generation was than this one.
The whirl pool of hate and resentment grows to an extent which causes the Earth to turn to a giant baked potato then explode! The people naturally, keep suffocating in space since there is no oxygen, but they can’t die – They keep reviving because of the space-time tear. People end up floating through space flickering between life and death, miserable for all eternity.
-Raya Masoud
Awesome aspiring scientist and more importantly, lazy and crazy
The man went to the local pool with no apparent purpose, too friendly, however, to be told off. This kept going for a year or two, until one particularly hellish day; he barged in carrying a large laser gun along with an army of 12 thousand spotted African elephants – all imported from Nepal. Nobody thought much of it, since this ghastly sight was far from odd, in fact it was more like a monthly festival, though meat balls are more commonly used than laser guns. The deformed fellow, however, did not seem to be in a festive mood, quite the opposite in fact, he intended on boiling all the people in the pool to avenge all the lobsters being cruelly boiled alive in gourmet restaurants everywhere. He succeeded.
Except when he shot his laser gun in the air, it hit the city's central water pipe thus flooding its electric station and causing fire to surround it from all sides, blocking any emergency vehicles that attempted to get through. With the intense heatwave, no water for sanitation and no electricity, diseases break out causing parasites to eat away people’s brains. Meanwhile, the fire keeps spreading furiously; burning down entire cities and basically turning the world into a giant inferno. This naturally produces enormous amounts of carbon monoxide and dioxide causing the depletion of the ozone layer and leaving the Earth prone to all the harmful cosmic rays. Combined with the heat from the fires and its emissions, the very fabric of time and space is torn so all the dead people from the past start flooding the Earth and complaining about how much better their generation was than this one.
The whirl pool of hate and resentment grows to an extent which causes the Earth to turn to a giant baked potato then explode! The people naturally, keep suffocating in space since there is no oxygen, but they can’t die – They keep reviving because of the space-time tear. People end up floating through space flickering between life and death, miserable for all eternity.
-Raya Masoud
Awesome aspiring scientist and more importantly, lazy and crazy
Source: Williamsburg Art & Historical Center, USA
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